I got a new computer.
It’s a fancy laptop from a expensive fancy laptop making company. This is replacing the one I bought when I came to college nearly six years ago. I’m going to use it to conquer graduate school. I plan to make more stuff and not just watch porn at higher resolution.
If I have this laptop as long as I had my last one it means that I will have this laptop when I turn 30 years old.
I got to see Conan in Chicago yesterday. Seats weren’t as good as last time, but it was a lot of fun.
This will probably be the only time I’ll ever share the screen with Conan O’Brien.
I’m not a big vacation photos guy but here’s me on the Central Perk set from “Friends.” Pretty weird, huh? And check out that face I’m making. Even weirder.
“Songs at my funeral: ‘Many Rivers to Cross’ by Jimmy Cliff, ‘Angel’ by Aretha Franklin, and I’ve always had this fantasy that some beautiful, tearful woman would insist on ‘You’re the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me’ by Gladys Knight. But who would that woman be?”
“Mark, you’re not trying to get away with pretending you’re a normal human being, are you?”