Subject: Have you ever heard this, “Gush! Your penis is so small!”?...– Spam
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kavehakbar: This new semester is gonna suck. I have a lot of classes that demand a lot of work. And I have work, which is gonna demand a lot of work. I’m already tired of being in school. Most of my classes are film-related so most of my homework is going to be shooting, writing and editing, plus maybe making a TV show. It’s going to be weird.
Student loans have come and blessed me with more money than I know what to do with. Sure, I’ll have to pay this money back someday, but I won’t have to worry about that until after college which isn’t for like… shit. Like two years. Oh well. Things are moving along with the show, I’m back in school and pimping it to everyone I meet. No one will like me by the end of...
My Twitter! →
I have a Twitter now. So now I have a blogger, a livejournal, facebook, myspace, several wordpress blogs, this tumblr and a twitter. Totally necessary.
I sent out a mass Facebook message to try and get people to help with my upcoming TV show internship. Now I just sit back and wait for the rejections to roll in…
I FUCKING LOVE
The Soup. Also, Matt Irwin. Also, 7&7s.
It's 5:29 AM
And I feel much less alone.
“I met Oberst once at the El Rey. He was incredibly friendly and thoughtful in his answers, and seeing those famously dewy eyes up close reminded me of how, seven years ago, I craved the wild, extravagant intensity of those songs in my own emotional life. I saw myself in them. I don’t anymore, and I don’t think he does either. I haven’t listened to Bright Eyes in probably...
I’ve got a boner.
We moved! The new place is kind of badass, but the air conditoning is iffy at the moment and the walkway is fulled with Wasp nests. I’m broke until I get Financial Aid, but when I do I’m buying an HDTV, because I’m stupid. My room is tiny, but I like it. I have too many DVDs.
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Something Weird I Noticed
On that show “America’s Funniest Animals,” the host always introduces and narrates the videos as if they are videos he’s taken himself. A great number of them are goofs on either the animals or the people in the video. Examples: Over a video of a hedgehog with its head in a bag of chips: “All I had to do to get this hedgehog to stick his head this bag of chips was set...
Now I feel like writing something. Good thing I have a screenwriting class coming up in the fall. Sometimes it actually feels nice to major in something I’m interested in. I can’t be Kevin Smith or David Sedaris or Ira Glass, but maybe I can make something that doesn’t totally suck. Something I can be both embarrassed by and proud of in a few years. I mean, why not?
Everybody's Got Their Something
Brian: Oh my God, I'm a drunken idiot.
Me: It's okay. Everyone has to be something.
Brian: Oh Jesus, thanks.
Shes asian too! Shes getting me a shot too!