Explaining Lost to Brian: ‘The people from the past dont know that the people from the future are from the future.’

posted : Wednesday, March 25 th, 2009

Me and My Friend, We Are Not Friendly Anymore

Last night I ran into my best friend from when I saw fifteen. He was drunk and walking by CVS. We hugged and he asked me what I was listneing to. Then I asked him. He was with a drunk thirty-year-old named Chris, who was nice. He asked if I was still a film major and I said “yeah, it’s silly.” Chris yelled at me, saying, “no, it’s creative!” and I thanked him for that. My old best friend and I spent a lot of time staring at each other, smiling. We exchanged phone numbers. It was the best thing thats happend to me in Lebanon for about four years.

posted : Sunday, November 2 nd, 2008

i've been around

I’m busy all the time. Writing a screenplay is time consuming and weird. Not making a TV show is soul-crushingingly disapointing. However:

Life is okay! I am alive! Life is okay! So are you!

posted : Friday, October 10 th, 2008

Stealth Camo

Breakfast: Mad Mushroom, Lunch: Jimmy Johns, Dinner: Toast/McDonald’s. I’ll be dead in six months at this rate.

posted : Sunday, September 28 th, 2008

I have too many things to do. Now that I’m better at meeting people I’m always busy. It’s annyoing. But okay.

posted : Saturday, September 27 th, 2008

College is Hard

As it turns out. My classes this semester are all kicking my ass. Classes I should be enjoying, like editing (which I love) I’ve already missed twice, once because I was sick (honestly!) and once because I got confused by the time it started (pathetic!). There’s a video production class where I actually have to produce videos, which is insanity. There’s a communication and gender class which is… well, it’s not that bad. But its only twice a week.

There’s screenwriting, which is awesome but hard and more than a little soul-crushing. And finally there’s Spanish, which I’m soooo terrible. And on top of that there’s work four days a week, which isn’t hard - just annoying. Top it all off with my social life (which consists of me sitting around with the same people watching TV - which is honestly all I’ve ever wanted in life) and I’m overwhelmed. It might be better in the long term if I drop stuff. Namely Spanish.

We’ll see.

posted : Monday, September 15 th, 2008

posted : Wednesday, September 10 th, 2008

How I Bought an HDTV

  • Me: eee! HDTV Sale!
  • Chuck: That Sceptre model is pure sex
  • Me: That's what I was thinking
  • Me: For the price it's pretty awesome.
  • Me: but that westinghouse is also preeeety awesome
  • Chuck: the 47"er?
  • Me: yeah
  • Me: it might be a better investment, overall
  • Chuck: nah
  • Chuck: they're crashing, pricewise
  • Chuck: and a 1080p set for < 600 is a steal
  • Me: you've sold me.
  • Me: *buys*
  • Chuck: haha
  • Me: free shipping, no less!
  • Chuck: which is insaner
  • Me: should i rock the service plan?
  • Me: four years for 99
  • Chuck: up to you
  • Chuck: I rarely do
  • Chuck: $99 is, like, a game and some weed, right?
  • Me: holy shit.
  • Me: i am so glad i'm talking to you.
  • Me: because, fuck yes. it totally is.
  • Chuck: I bring the nebulous into cohesiveness.
  • Me: i'm going to hire you as my life coach
  • Chuck: I think you will agree that my rates are fair.
  • Me: No tax and no shipping.
  • Me: The thing cost me exactly $599
  • Chuck: That's crazy awesome
  • Chuck: so the deed is done?
  • Me: Yeah, only one more button to click.
  • Chuck: DO IT, FAGGOT
  • Me: Done.
  • Chuck: What a joyous day!
  • Me: The free shipping is 2-Day shipping, too. Which is nuts.
  • Chuck: Now, about that PS3...

posted : Thursday, September 4 th, 2008

http://www.askmen.com/video/2008_apr/apr02.html
Zach and Miri trailer!

posted : Tuesday, September 2 nd, 2008

What a weird Labor Day.

posted : Monday, September 1 st, 2008