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“Everybody But Me” by Lykke Li

I don’t know why I only just heard this song but oh man it’s great. 

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My grandpa died today. I’m fine.
I visited him on Friday because I was told I probably should and he was very thin and very sick and I held his hand and watched “Inside Edition,” which I hadn’t seen in a long time and is the worst show ever. They were talking about Demi Moore’s 911 call and her embarrassing mother and some former teen star who was addicted to whip-its. He asked that the TV be changed to channel 34, and we watched “American Restoration” which is some shitty show on the History Channel starring some dick in a cutoff denim shirt and his goofy son with stupid hair. We watched two episodes of that before I left and got drunk with my cousin and friends in my hometown.
Saturday I went to Bloomington to see a comedian named Jimmy Pardo who I really like. I bought the tickets months ago. I felt bad leaving but I was also sort of really happy to be able to. The show was great and I shook Jimmy Pardo’s hand afterward and said thank you. That night I went to bars and stayed until they turned the lights on and asked everyone to leave. I ate Rally’s and fell asleep on a couch.
This morning I woke up to a headache and depressing text messages. And my friend hurt his back sleeping on the floor (the couch, meanwhile, was comfy) so we had to go to the ER. The ER was on TV Land which played “Murder She Wrote” for the entire two hours we were there. I was very angry and impatient because I’m not a very enlightened person. Angela Lansbury solved the murder and the doctors said it was just back spasms which is also what Google said when I typed in “shooting back pain” two hours earlier. In the car trying to find a Wal-Mart to fill my friend’s back prescription (which was strange because as hard as we looked we couldn’t find one - ever our phones led us on wild goose chases) my mom sent me a two word text announcing my grandfather’s death.
And so then we found a CVS and filled the prescription and I walked around an adjoining grocery store and talked to my mom for just over four minutes.
We ate at TGI Friday’s and went to a mall which had a Target inside it which had a Pizza Hut inside it. This fascinated me.
Then part two of the comedy show which is a live version of a podcast I like called “Never Not Funny” and I shook Jimmy Pardo’s hand again and told him he was the best part of my weekend because he was and he remembered my name from the night before because he is a professional.
Now we’re driving back to my hometown. I’m tired and I can’t find my headphones and I just want to watch good TV and sleep in my bed but I probably can’t for a while.

SPOILERS: The contagion was love. 

Charlie is awful. 

It doesn’t help that Charlie talks bollocks all night; she doesn’t listen to anyone, she tries too hard to go off at obtuse angles, she puts on all sorts of unrecognizable and inappropriate accents. I would like to say that these are all new mannerisms, but they’re not; they were there before, years ago. The not listening I once mistook for strength of character, the obtuseness I misread as mystery, the accents I saw as glamour and drama. How had I managed to edit all this out in the intervening years?

How had I managed to turn her into the answer to all the world’s problems?

High Fideli-Fridays.

I made this video the other day. It is the same video I always make only shorter and with some new people I like and without some old people I miss. It is not as good as this video, this video, or this video although it is better than this video and this video. But you might disagree. 

The song is “Sculpture Gardens” by The Art Museums. I hope you like it.

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“Cancer” on Gossip Girl in one of their many attempts to make “bing” happen.

“Vampires” on The Vampire Diaries. Seriously, do you know anyone outside of a CW show that uses bing?

“Mutism + Cell Phones” on last night’s premiere of Touch which is a show you can learn more about by…

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Autotune Remixes in Sitcoms.